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the-absolute-funniest-posts: k1mkardashian: #pray4quinetta

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:12:50 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

k1mkardashian:

#pray4quinetta

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:12:13 -0400

jaclcfrost: never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man if...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:11:50 -0400

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:11:04 -0400

jaidefinichon: los titanes se las están garchando a todas

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:10:56 -0400

jaidefinichon:

los titanes se las están garchando a todas

thedailywhat: Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:10:41 -0400

thedailywhat:

Visual Aid of the Day: Anatomy of a Tumblr Post

peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:09:37 -0400

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:09:07 -0400

"Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:08:35 -0400

“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.”

- Good Will Hunting (1997)

dennys: Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:08:21 -0400

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:08:00 -0400

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:47 -0400

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger

someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger

someone stabbed a cheeseburger

a cheeseburger stabbed someone

a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

88th: is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:25 -0400

88th:

is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:19 -0400

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:08 -0400

badafro: “im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:05:38 -0400

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

iintoxicating-addictions: Freaking love him

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:05:30 -0400

iintoxicating-addictions:

Freaking love him

bellig-on-the-reg: tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i don’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:05:12 -0400

bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:04:44 -0400

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

doncasturbate: doncasturbate: that awkward moment when I try...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:04:01 -0400

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show